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I was raised in a cult that demanded my silence.
I lost my father to their dogma before I could speak.
I spent my youth as a 'Chameleon,' morphing my shape to survive toxic men
and narcissistic structures that wanted my light but hated my fire.
Then cancer arrived. It was the final attempt to keep me small.
I didn't just survive; I dismantled the cage.
I spent 25 years mastering the clinical psychology
of the human soul
so that no one could ever hold me hostage again.
Now, I work with women like you—the ones the world calls 'successful' but who are secretly starving.
You’ve built the empire, but you’re still functioning as an Emotional Concierge.
You’re a high-level performer in a gilded cage,
wondering why your 'perfect' life feels like a slow-motion identity crisis.
Over 25 years of clinical practice, I didn’t just learn how to 'help' women;
I learned how to help them stage a prison break from their own lives.
I am here to tell you: The Performance ends now.

It’s time you ruled yours.
I provide Strategic Realignment.
I help you bridge the gap between your clinical reality
and your celestial blueprint.
We don't just talk about your past;
we reclaim your future.
I am not just a therapist.
I am a woman who went into the dark and brought back the light.
I am here to show you how to do the same.
My home is a beautifully restored boho cottage boat, a sanctuary on the water that reflects the peace I refused to live without.
My life is shared with three cats, my Golden Retriever,
and the rhythmic certainty of the tides.
I no longer perform.
I no longer negotiate my worth.
I live aligned with the moon, the stars, and the celestial skies,
moving to a clock that isn't dictated by the world’s demands.
My ultimate prize is a quiet, radical wellbeing
that most people never dare to claim.

I don’t do "fluff," and I don’t do generic.
When you work with me, you aren’t just getting a therapist; you’re getting a Sovereign Strategist with 25 years of clinical skin in the game.
Here is the reality of what I bring to our union:
• 60,000+ Hours of Clinical Extraction:
I have spent over two decades dismantling the subconscious chains of successful women.
I don’t guess; I navigate.
I see the blind spots you’ve been trained to ignore and the power leaks you’ve been calling "flexibility."
• The Survival Blueprint:
I am not theorising about resilience.
I have survived the crushing dogma of a cult, the systematic theft of a narcissist,
and the physical war of cancer.
I know the way out because I built the road myself.
• Celestial Precision
: I use Psychological Astrology not as a "hobby," but as a high-level diagnostic tool.
We align your recovery with the cosmic clock so you stop fighting the tide and start commanding your timing.
• Radical Authenticity:
I live on a boho cottage boat with a Golden Retriever and three cats
because I refused to settle for a life that didn't feel like a sanctuary. I
am down-to-earth, British to the core, and I have zero interest in the "Performance."
• A "General," Not a Cheerleader:
I won’t just "support" you while you self-abandon.
I will hold the line. I am your partner in a collaborative team effort to get you where you want to be:
Peaceful, Powerful, and Un-fuck-with-able.
I’m the live wire who brings the snacks, the Stevie Nicks energy,
and the hard-won wisdom to the road trip of your life.
You can waer your PJss if you want but bring your truth, and let's get your fire back.
Somatic stress recovery, high-functioning anxiety therapy, emotional burnout,
Inner masculine and feminine union, relationship self-abandonment recovery, healing the inner provider,
Celestial guidance for relationships, psychological astrology, sovereign union,
• Specialist therapy for high-achieving women
• Narcissistic abuse recovery expert
• Jungian therapy for women
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• How to stop being a psychic chameleon in relationships
• Therapy for female executives with high-functioning anxiety
• Somatic healing for relationship self-abandonment
• Celestial alignment for soul-deep burnout
• Why do I feel lonely in a perfect life?
• Recovering from being an emotional concierge
• Psychological astrology for relationship healin
Specialist therapy for women who have everything except themselves
Specialist therapy for women
• Relationship self-abandonment recovery
• High-functioning burnout therapy
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